This post was written for inclusion in the monthly Carnival of Natural Parenting hosted by Hobo Mama and Code Name: Mama. This month our participants have shared the many lessons their children have taught them. Please read to the end to find a list of links to the other carnival participants.
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Things I've learned as a mom:
Newborns can love loud rock music more than all the lullabies in the world.
Despite eating nothing but breastmilk, a healthy new baby's poop will appear as though she has eaten nothing but seeds and florescent dye.
Frozen breastmilk smells like soap.
Babies like anything that is not a toy, such as a straw, better than the most expensive toys on the market.
A determined infant can flip around under the safety strap on a changing table, head to foot, and remained strapped in.
Breastmilk can cure any pain or frightful event in mere seconds.
When you think everything is babyproofed--your baby will find the one thing you missed.
Poop can shoot out of a diaper up to the neck of a baby's back and somehow manage to leave almost nothing in the diaper.
Shrieking and mindless babbling can be the most wonderful sound in the world.
Silence is a horrible sound and you should immediately find out why it's happening.
Toddlers laugh when you're mad because they're trying to get you to laugh with them. A laughing mom is so much more fun.
I have special long-distance tickling powers.
Always get the warranty. The good one. And ask if it covers accidental flushing.
Never do anything in front of or to a toddler that you don't want them doing.
Please really is a magic word.
Sleeping children are the most adorable works of art in the world.
When doing photos with more than one child, it's a must for the photographer to have stamina, tenacity and to leave personal expectations at the door.
I am a jungle gym, a spring board and the tool for flying.
Childhood is like evolution: babies are like wiggly fish that become monkeys, toddlers are like cavemen.
You can learn an entirely new language in a matter of days--toddlerese!
The world can be a great place... as long as you keep a good sense of humor (and avoid moms who actively don't agree with you)!
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Please take time to read the submissions by the other carnival participants:
- Affection — Alicia at I Found My Feet has finally become a hugger and kisser, now she has someone sweet and small to snuggle with. (@aliciafagan)
- Learning from Daniel — Amy at Anktangle hopes that she and her husband will always be open to learning from their son. (@anktangle)
- Kids Cultivate Awareness of Universal Truths — From forgiveness to joy, Amy Phoenix at Innate Wholeness has become aware of deep truths that come naturally to children. (@InnateWholeness)
- What the Apple Teaches the Tree — Becky at Future Legacy has learned about imagination, forgiveness, and strength.
- A Lesson in Slowing Time — Bethy at Bounce Me To the Moon revels in the chance to just be with her baby.
- Learning From My Children: I Am So Honored — WAHM Chante at My Natural Motherhood Journey is learning to choose tea parties over work. (@MyMotheringPath)
- P-A-T-I-E-N-C-E — Now that she's a mother, Danielle at born.in.japan is finally learning about a personality trait she lacked. (@borninjp)
- Top 5 Homeschool Lessons My Children Taught Me — Deb Chitwood at Living Montessori Now shares what she learned from homeschooling her (now grown) children. (@DebChitwood)
- Learning to Live in the Present By Looking to the Future — Dionna at Code Name: Mama finds the patience to be a gentle parent, because she knows how fleeting childhood really is. (@CodeNameMama)
- The watchful Buddha boy — At Dreaming Aloud, they are learning to cherish their thoughtful, sensitive child in a action-driven, noisy world. (@DreamingAloudNt)
- What My Children Taught Me — Dulce de Leche's children have taught her to value herself for the wonderful person and mother she is.
- Lessons from the First Year — Having a child made Emily at Crunchy(ish) Mama@CrunchyishMama) realize that her decisions affect more than just herself. (
- Lessons from Loss — Erica at ChildOrganics learned so much from the love — and loss — of her sweet Bella, five years ago. (@ChildOrganics)
- The Socratic Baby — Erin at Multiple Musings has so-called "identical" twins to serve as a daily lesson in nature vs. nurture. (@ErinLittle)
- Learning to be a Mother — Farmer's Daughter learned the type of patience that enabled her to calmly eat one-handed for months and change clothes seven times a day, before noon. (@FarmDaughter)
- A Few Things Being a Mom Has Taught Me — Heather at Musing Mommy@xakana) shares the curious, hilarious, and sometimes Murphy's Law-like tidbits we learn from our children. (
- I Feel You — Motherhood has taught Jamey from At the Bee Hive empathy, and it extends beyond just her child. (@JameyBly)
- Lessons From My Child… — Jenny at I'm a full-time mummy shares the inspiring ways she's learned to expect the unexpected — and have a camera ready! (@imaftmummy)
- My child is my mirror — Jessica Claire at Crunchy-Chewy Mama has seen herself in her children – and it's not bad. (@crunchychewy)
- There is enough to go around… — Kellie at Our Mindful Life learned that love doesn't diminish when it's shared.
- Learning From Our Children, Every Day — Kimberly at Homeschooling in Nova Scotia, Canada is continually inspired by her children. (@UsborneBooksCB)
- Life Lessons From My Children — Kristen at Adventures in Mommyhood has learned that every slug is fascinating, doing the dishes is fun, and sharing a banana is a delight. (@crunchymamato2)
- Things I've Learned From My Children — Kristin at Intrepid Murmurings uses pictures to share what she has learned from her children. (@sunfrog)
- Beyond the questions lies the answer — Lauren at Hobo Mama stopped wondering and started knowing — loving and liking our children comes naturally. (@Hobo_Mama)
- Learning from Children — Lily, aka Witch Mom, finds out just how enchanting balloons can be. (@LilyShahar)
- Lifelong Learning — Lindsay at Living in Harmony has learned that what works for one kid might not work for another. (@AttachedMama)
- Walking alongside my daughter — Lindsey at Mama Cum Laude is learning to give the clock less power over her family's life.
- Things my baby taught me about me — Luschka at Diary of a First Child is proud of how she has grown as a mother. (@lvano)
- From my children, I have learned — Mama Mo at Attached at the Nip has a litany of beautiful lessons, from selflessness to sleeplessness.
- The Little Things in Life — In a simple and lovely prose poem, Mandy at Living Peacefully with Children shows how adults worry about the wrong things and forget the little, important ones: watching ladybugs, jumping in leaves, cherishing each moment as it comes.
- The Virtues of Motherhood — Melissa at The New Mommy Files has had opportunities to learn from children as both a teacher and a mother. (@NewMommyFiles)
- My Kids Have Taught Me That It's Time To Stop Blogging — Melodie at Breastfeeding Moms Unite! has learned that childhoods fly by too fast to blog. We'll miss your wonderful online presence, Melodie, and we wish you much peace and happiness. (@bfmom)
- Having Kids Has Taught me a Thing or Two — Michelle at The Parent Vortex@TheParentVortex) learns all day long — from fun facts about hedgehogs to tying a complicated wrap with a screaming child and an audience. (
- We Could All Learn from the Children — Momma Jorje takes time to get on the floor and play so that she can see the world through her child's eyes.
- Teaching Forgiveness — Mrs Green at Little Green Blog has a daughter who's taught her unconditional love — even when she feels like she does't deserve it. (@littlegreenblog)
- Parenting as a joint venture — Olivia at Write About Birth appreciates watching the astonishing way her children learn. (@writeaboutbirth)
- Beginner's Mind — Rachael at The Variegated Life learns from a child who builds bridges to nowhere, calls letter magnets his numbers, and insists dinnertime is truck time. (@RachaelNevins)
- A baby's present — RS at A Haircut and a Shave presents a short poem on the differences between a baby's mindfulness and ours.
- Self-Confidence Was Born With My Daughter — Sara at Halfway Crunchy learned to trust her instincts by responding to her child's needs — and saw her self-confidence bloom.
- The Importance of Being Less Earnest — Seonaid at The Practical Dilettante@seonaid_lee) has one list of earnest and one list of silly things she has learned as a parent. (
- Lessons my children have taught me — Sheryl at Little Snowflakes learned that attachment parenting was the best way to meet the needs of her child and herself. (@Sheryljesin)
- Till the water is clear — Stacy at Mama-Om learns that being present is the best present. (@mama_om)
- I Hold It — Stefanie at Very, Very Fine has learned that the ability to communicate is much more important than the number of words a child knows.
- What My Children Taught Me About Letting Go — Summer at Finding Summer is learning from her kids to laugh in the face of heartache. (@summerminor)
- Finding My Tools — The Artsymama has applied some of what she's learned as a mama in the classroom, with great results!
LOL Mine have always been rock-n-rollers too. My middle used to have a mosh pit in the womb anytime we played metal. :)
ReplyDeleteoh this is great -so funny thank you, most of all because it is true. It bought back some wonderful memories of life with my daughter when she was a tot :)
ReplyDeleteMrs Green @littlegreenblog.com
There are so, so many good things, but my favorite (of course) is this: "Toddlers laugh when you're mad because they're trying to get you to laugh with them. A laughing mom is so much more fun." So intuitive. Thank you for sharing :)
ReplyDelete~Dionna @ Code Name: Mama
Excellent! I especially like the ones about the evolution from wiggly fish to caveman and silence being a horrible sound. My soon-to-be cavemen have mastered the ominous silence while achieving mischief already :-)
ReplyDeleteOh, man, that was hilarious. I was nodding along with your list! We've consigned all our (young) baby toys for the reason you mentioned — the next baby will do just fine with straws and our keychains. Last time we went to get pictures taken, I was so stinking impressed that the photographer did NOT give up or get as frantic as we were becoming. That's the mark of a good children's photographer, huh? We got some awesome pictures, too. Eventually. The evolution thing is cracking me up. Thanks for giving me a laugh!
ReplyDeleteGreat list! I enjoyed this post so much. Thanks for the smiles. :)
ReplyDeleteHello Heather!
ReplyDeleteOh yes! Breastmilk is the cure of everything! :)
Thanks for dropping by my blog and commenting! :)
My mum sewed big bells on my slippers...as a toddler ... and when silence followed... she ran to find out what I was up to !!!
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